( The first week of May creeps up... )

( Instead of his grandmother’s attendant, it’s his grandmother who opens the door for him instead. )

Pairing: Minseok/Baekhyun
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1520~
Warnings: fingering, smut, baekhyun's mouth, top!xiumin
Disclaimer: All totally made up, Exo does not belong to me. Unbetaed.
A/N: i've been sick all day so the obvious cure for this is to write shameless xiubaek porn.

Summary: Minseok’s best talent, in Baekhyun's opinion, has nothing to do ( Read more... )

Written for the Xiuhan love fest at theluminations ♥

Pairings: Lu Han/Minseok (side pairing Tao/Baekhyun)
Rating: NC-17
Words: 14180~
Warning: Lots of alcohol, intoxication, sex, rimming (top!lu han)
Disclaimer: Exo does not belong to me.

Summary: When Chief Kim Minseok saves a man from a burning building one day, he doesn't expect to meet him again, until he ( Read more... )

( The gifts stop coming. )

Rating: Gen
Words: 870~
Pairing: Kyungsoo-centric, eventual Kyungsoo/Jongin
Warnings: blasphemous concepts, Kyungsoo as Satan, Sehun's existence
Disclaimer: Exo does not belong to me.
A/N: crack, crack and more crack, written poorly in the manner of good omens and hitchhiker's guide. unbetaed.

Summary: In which Kyungsoo is Satan ( Read more... )

*gives up on plot and logic* *opens a bottle of soju* *spends the next hour trying to come up with a title*

Pairing: Luhan/Minseok
Rating: PG-13 (for swearing)
Words: 1700~
Warning: crackfic, some crude language, swearing, repeated use of the word ‘ass’, jongdae.
Disclaimer: Exo does not belong to me.
A/N: college AU, includes references to mama ( Read more... )

Rating: pg-13
Words: 3830~
Pairing: jongin/kyungsoo, (side pairing luhan/minseok)
Genre: modern royalty au, romance
Disclaimer: exo does not belong to me. unbetaed.

Summary: Gossip flows about the room as freely as the champagne tonight.

Previous Chapter: Chapter 1

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i'm so sorry *burrows into the ground*

Pairing: Minseok/Tao
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1185~
Warnings: D/s themes, consensual power play, edging, rimming, barebacking, mentions of bondage sex, filthy filthy smut, xiumin
Disclaimer: All totally made up, Exo does not belong to me.
A/N: unbeta’ed. really bad porn. blame this.

Summary: Minseok isn’t ( Read more... )

Pairing: Jongin/Kyungsoo
Rating: PG-13
Words: 875~
Disclaimer: Exo does not belong to me.
Summary: Jongin attempts to make Kyungsoo a nice birthday present.

Author’s notes:
♦ Happy Birthday to my favorite squishy devil ♥
♦ Unbeta'ed. Crossposted to AFF.

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